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    WOW VALVE YOUR GAME DOESN'T EVEN START NOW! YOU REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS GAME! I BET THE STORE STILL WORKS AND YOU CAN TRADE STUFF! KEEP COUNTING THE SHEKELS YOU HAVE BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE GETTING ANY MORE FROM ME!

    edit: forgive me for the harsh language.
    Last edited by sebCS; 07-12-2013, 05:10 PM.

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    Originally posted by sebCS View Post
    WOW VALVE YOUR GAME DOESN'T EVEN START NOW! YOU REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS GAME! I BET THE STORE STILL WORKS AND YOU CAN TRADE STUFF! KEEP COUNTING THE SHEKELS YOU HAVE BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE GETTING ANY MORE FROM ME!

    edit: forgive me for the harsh language.
    unforgiven
    To avoid LPQ:

    Don't draw attention to yourself
    Don't use voice or chat except for 'ss'
    Mute all at lvl 1
    Only play in parties
    Get alternate accounts
    Limit your usage to one or two games per day per account
    Don't play too well
    Don't play on Sunday or Monday
    Wait until the developers reset LPQ status

    If you're getting matched with trolls or feeders:

    You may have been placed in a hidden pool. There is no known way out of this, apart from moving to a different account.

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