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Server Down 8-12-2013??

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  • #16
    still down in australian server....valve pls fix

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Toroto View Post
      Are you an idiot?

      That's how they say it in the US for example.
      apparently the 'murricans are the idiots here:

      5 years since Arabic language bug reported. I randomly open icefrog's weaboo to check for meracles. Suddenly, short tweet appears Icefrog is active. Eyes fill with tears as i quickly open dev.dota2.com and i start to cri when i see he is replying to shitposts again. My clenching anus is twitching in pure joy as i spam the different boards with threads about the 5 year old bug. "weew" i wisper to myself, My heart is jumping outta my chest, but Im calm because s t i a n n o g e b t h g i r l a.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by SKaREO View Post
        Don't worry guys. It's just a Beta, and this is Valve we're talking about here.
        It's not beta actually, if you go to the Dota 2 page on steam you will see "Beta is over" so we're talking about full version here.
        I'm currently at 80 minutes waiting for a match.

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        • #19
          Very long find match -_-

          Pls valve fixed it

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          • #20
            Originally posted by halftheman View Post
            SERVERS UP
            really?? ill try now and give feedback after Thanks

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Syria View Post
              apparently the 'murricans are the idiots here:

              Stupid image that has nothing to do with anything because it's just some cunt trying to be funny and make fun of Americans
              dude ur epix bro,. did you make the site 4chan? i go there sometimes. real funny. real epic. bro. nice.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by ibab View Post
                It's not beta actually, if you go to the Dota 2 page on steam you will see "Beta is over" so we're talking about full version here.
                I'm currently at 80 minutes waiting for a match.
                He's just some puckered tool trying to make a joke about how the game is out of beta, but still encounters some issues. Ignore him.

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                • #23
                  well gameservers are up, but the matchmaking one obviously is not... cant tell how many levels of fail it is to have no backup for the matchmaking server when it goes down...

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                  • #24
                    as up this moment. the matchmaking is not yet fixed. -_-

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by BadFanFictions View Post
                      Stupid image that has nothing to do with anything because it's just some cunt trying to be funny and make fun of Americans

                      dude ur epix bro,. did you make the site 4chan? i go there sometimes. real funny. real epic. bro. nice.
                      no i didn't, but the actual cunt here is the whole unity of people who follow a retarded system that is extremely retarded.

                      even more though: the cuntabeoulous people trying to defend it.

                      i'll post the pic again, tell me which side is better and why aren't americans using the "better" system if their werent so damn full of themselves?
                      5 years since Arabic language bug reported. I randomly open icefrog's weaboo to check for meracles. Suddenly, short tweet appears Icefrog is active. Eyes fill with tears as i quickly open dev.dota2.com and i start to cri when i see he is replying to shitposts again. My clenching anus is twitching in pure joy as i spam the different boards with threads about the 5 year old bug. "weew" i wisper to myself, My heart is jumping outta my chest, but Im calm because s t i a n n o g e b t h g i r l a.

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                      • #26
                        Searching for the Dota2 Network for me, but some friends can play in lobby, mm is offline.
                        Sorry for my bad english

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Syria View Post
                          no i didn't, but the actual cunt here is the whole unity of people who follow a retarded system that is extremely retarded.

                          even more though: the cuntabeoulous people trying to defend it.

                          i'll post the pic again, tell me which side is better and why aren't americans using the "better" system if their werent so damn full of themselves?
                          Delicious irony.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Syria View Post
                            cuntabeoulous
                            That is an awesome word.

                            Also irony of Americans using the Imperial system of measurement. It's called the Imperial system because it was used throughout the British Empire. FYI we've used metric for decades because it's not super retarded.
                            Originally posted by CvP
                            I usually directly send my feedback to valve dev/icefrog that is why you don't see me posting so much about these in here.
                            Even the moderators don't see any point to posting on this forum.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Syria View Post
                              no i didn't, but the actual cunt here is the whole unity of people who follow a retarded system that is extremely retarded.

                              even more though: the cuntabeoulous people trying to defend it.

                              i'll post the pic again, tell me which side is better and why aren't americans using the "better" system if their werent so damn full of themselves?
                              It's actually the English system, if you want to be a pedantic ass about it, and beyond that, I'd love to change it, but lobbying my congressman to adopt the metric system hasn't been particularly effective. For a similar experience, try telling your government or whatever scientific authority you think makes these sorts of decisions to apply a metric base-10 system to time and see how far you get.

                              Also, where it actually matters (i.e. science) Americans use the metric system.

                              Side note, I've been in the us east/west queue for >30 min at 10:28am PST

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                              • #30
                                I just got a match :O
                                But the accept button didn't work, so that is great..

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