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Patch Aniticipation Station 7/28/13

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  • #31
    Anyone see ChrisC's troll post last week?
    - Added Legion Commander!
    - Added Techies!

    Left it up for about 5 seconds, then deleted the post and posted the real update notes.
    "Tell me where to walk and not to walk, Techies." - Abaddon

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    • #32
      Originally posted by scorra2 View Post
      Anyone see ChrisC's troll post last week?
      - Added Legion Commander!
      - Added Techies!

      Left it up for about 5 seconds, then deleted the post and posted the real update notes.
      ChrisC - he likes GIFS and Trolling

      Credit to Phoenix
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      To see my shitposting collection, open this link.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Shibubu View Post
        My friend learned ~3k digits of π (I think. I know he surpassed 2k for sure), when we still were at school. That basterd had too much time on his hands in his school days...
        Do you happen to know what's the current number of decimal places computed? 100 million? I'm too lazy right now to ask google.

        On topic, I expect:
        - Added compendium prediction rewards
        - Various bug fixes
        - New sets
        - GlaDos announcer pack (?) Not sure if its ready yet tho.

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        • #34
          What i want:
          - MM fix

          ~ perfect game

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          • #35
            Originally posted by PartialShade View Post
            Do you happen to know what's the current number of decimal places computed? 100 million?
            maybe in the 80s, we have far, far more than that. Try in the trillions.

            edit: We breached quadrillion, actually. The one quadrillionth digit of pi is zero.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by PartialShade View Post
              Do you happen to know what's the current number of decimal places computed? 100 million? I'm too lazy right now to ask google.

              On topic, I expect:
              - Added compendium prediction rewards
              - Various bug fixes
              - New sets
              - GlaDos announcer pack (?) Not sure if its ready yet tho.
              That announcer is not finished yet.

              Credit to Phoenix
              -------------------------------------
              To see my shitposting collection, open this link.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by func_door View Post
                maybe in the 80s, we have far, far more than that. Try in the trillions.

                edit: We breached quadrillion, actually. The one quadrillionth digit of pi is zero.
                Just WOW! I was waaaaaaaaay off with my guess. Quadrillion? That's insane. Now you've got me interested so much, I might actually go and learn something, like what kind of supercomputer they are using to compute/double check the decimals. Thx.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by PartialShade View Post
                  Just WOW! I was waaaaaaaaay off with my guess. Quadrillion? That's insane. Now you've got me interested so much, I might actually go and learn something, like what kind of supercomputer they are using to compute/double check the decimals. Thx.
                  supercomputers are amazingly impressive, but what really gets me is the nerds who come up with new algorithms to figure that shit out.

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                  • #39
                    DEAD GAME, there will be 15 more cosmetic sets in the next patch, no hero till 2021, GG WP VOLVO

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                    • #40
                      -instead of fixing MM, people are now punished for dodging and hours played is hidden by default.
                      sigpic <-- My work is done, if this gets implemented
                      Also: つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give Soloqueue!
                      Need some incentive to start a match of dota?
                      http://getdotastats.com/sig/87346642.png
                      Originally posted by DarkLite
                      Valve has abandoned the game! The game is now safe to leave.
                      No statistics will be recorded.

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                      • #41
                        Patch changelog:

                        -Added 9 cosmetic sets! Three good ones, four mediocre ones, two everyone except for Volvo Drones will hate for "destroying the artstyle"
                        -Gave another opportunity for Volvo Drones to kiss our bottoms by disappointing the community yet again
                        -We killed 9000 puppies in GabeN's name to check if Volvo Drones still defend our actions no matter what
                        -Every single information about other players is hidden, including their nickname
                        -Added "Sexiness of the Godly One" picture set, featuring pics of GabeN and his Beard. Costs 20$/15euro
                        -Every game now contains a mandatory Russian raging player

                        No hero patch most likely.

                        Last edited by Dramaideale; 08-27-2013, 11:24 AM.

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                        • #42
                          We want 100+ bug fixes

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                          • #43
                            Those who expect a hero can already start crying. Valve designers are busy creating items (and I`m not talking about the Workshop ones).

                            Inb4 THIS is what players with "Very High" Fantasy scores end up getting *troll*:
                            Remember, remember the 1st of November

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by func_door View Post
                              supercomputers are amazingly impressive, but what really gets me is the nerds who come up with new algorithms to figure that shit out.
                              And what gets me is why anyone would do that. I am a sort of a math enthusiast too but what's the idea behind calculating all those desimals on a number with an infinite amount of them? Does it have some mysterious practical use?

                              And let's keep pie and maths the main subject on this thread. Screw all that wishful thinking patch hopes and mm fix crap and "its not happening" - bullshit. Say topology is pretty interesting isn't it? Can anyone explain me what it is? Im kinda going to be studying it relatively soon.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Jarnold View Post
                                And what gets me is why anyone would do that. I am a sort of a math enthusiast too but what's the idea behind calculating all those desimals on a number with an infinite amount of them? Does it have some mysterious practical use?
                                Cryptography comes to mind. But really the fruits of "pure mathematics" are often discovered generations later. For now, discovery is its own reward!
                                Originally posted by Jarnold View Post
                                Say topology is pretty interesting isn't it? Can anyone explain me what it is?
                                Topology is the study that proves that donuts and coffee mugs are identical

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