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  • Originally posted by at35z View Post
    Performance Patch lul


    http://blog.dota2.com/2017/05/client...rmance-update/


    Hope it broke everything.
    My FPS is now officially higher than my MMR.

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    • Originally posted by wolf633 View Post
      My FPS is now officially higher than my MMR.
      Impossible.

      You cannot have negative MMR.
      Credits to Phoenix.

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      • Originally posted by at35z View Post
        My nose is so big, it's the first thing that burns in the sun.

        It happened recently.

        And sometimes it's itchy. And I need to scratch my nose. And it hurts.
        Jewish?
        Originally posted by Typhox
        Nope. Windows Explorer is not a database
        Take a look into the mirror! You think you are completely unfailable. With your limited knowledge, you think that you know more than someone who is very deep in the matter/an expert.

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        • Originally posted by Crowfeather View Post
          Jewish?
          It was a meme in High School, yes. Got that all the time.

          "Are you Jewish?" "But seriously, do you have Jewish relatives?" "Is your family Jewish?" "Haven't you ever asked your parents—I have such a big nose, do I have Jewish ancestors?"

          These are literal quotes that I recall.

          But nah. We just have big noses. Most of my ancestors are German from my father's side, and my mother's side is also fairly from the North, and local-ish.

          Also, doesn't the stereotypical Jewish person have black and/or curly hair as well? Mine is light brown and straight as an arrow.
          Credits to Phoenix.

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          • Originally posted by at35z View Post
            Impossible.

            You cannot have negative MMR.
            But.

            http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...42/631/382.gif

            EDIT: Copied the link from the first post.

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            • A Jewish guy complaining all the time. I have seen everything now.
              Spoiler: 

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              • Whats wrong about being jew?

                There is purity in silence.
                STEAM, REDDIT, WIKI

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                • This is a subject you don't want to discuss with me.
                  Spoiler: 

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                  • Originally posted by ZaHiR View Post
                    Whats wrong about being jew?
                    I don't think there's anything.

                    There's also nothing wrong with being a shoemaker, yet if you aren't one but keep getting called one, it still might bother you, and you still won't be one.
                    Credits to Phoenix.

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                    • The international 2017 collectors cache https://twitter.com/DOTA2/status/868222861399531521
                      If you find spelling errors, you are free to take them.

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                      • Originally posted by Jan2011 View Post
                        The international 2017 collectors cache https://twitter.com/DOTA2/status/868222861399531521
                        thanks for letting us know shiny knight
                        Minecraft >>> dota 2

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                        • Cache sets look cool, the community did a good job.

                          But none of this is worth 11 EUR so I'm not getting one.
                          Credits to Phoenix.

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                          • Also, opening one gives 2 levels, but opening 20 only gives 20? And people dare say this isn't a fucking scamfest?
                            Credits to Phoenix.

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                            • Aloy's hair for Mirana

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                              • Hitler was a jew.


                                Guilty by associations Mfs
                                Originally posted by Typhox
                                Nope. Windows Explorer is not a database
                                Take a look into the mirror! You think you are completely unfailable. With your limited knowledge, you think that you know more than someone who is very deep in the matter/an expert.

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