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  • Everyone's shitting each others' pants about the solar eclipse and here I am unable to give a single piece of shit. I'm not even bitter it wasn't visible in Europe. I probably would have missed it anyway.
    Credits to Phoenix.

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    • Originally posted by crowblade View Post
      I wonder if anyone in here actually plays the game
      How can you not, though? This piece of entertainment is apparently helping some people cope with depression. At least this is what reddit turds are saying. They must be right.

      Who knew that all you need in your most depressed state is to pour the toxic sea of bullshit—that, of course, is dota community—on your head, let it drop down your neck, feel it burn down the skin on your back and inevitably getting into your anus as well, because of which you'll have bloody stool for weeks. Eat a dick, psychologists, with your shittalk and bullshit, I want someone from Russia (preferably 10–13 years old) to call my mother a whore and me a faggot. That's the real deal.
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      • That is way too accurate.
        Originally posted by katsaroulhs
        Also, I am laughing so hard because you people actually expected smth better from Valve. Some of you have been here for years. Some of us have been here from the beta, watching this mess of a game getting developed. And you STILL are surprised when you are fed shit. [...]

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        • Originally posted by at35z View Post
          How can you not, though? This piece of entertainment is apparently helping some people cope with depression. At least this is what reddit turds are saying. They must be right.

          Who knew that all you need in your most depressed state is to pour the toxic sea of bullshit—that, of course, is dota community—on your head, let it drop down your neck, feel it burn down the skin on your back and inevitably getting into your anus as well, because of which you'll have bloody stool for weeks. Eat a dick, psychologists, with your shittalk and bullshit, I want someone from Russia (preferably 10–13 years old) to call my mother a whore and me a faggot. That's the real deal.
          Yesterday, I played 3 tournaments in Tekken 7. One person said, this game is toxic and makes him angry. Then I told him: "No, Tekken is pretty chill. Dota is toxic.". After that, he had to agree.
          And in these 3 tournaments I had only one single person (a Russian) "flaming" his enemy after the finale match. He said "noob" because he lost.

          That's what I love about 1v1 games. There's no "team" to blame. It's only your fault, if you lose.

          FYI: I placed 4th, 4th and 2nd in the tournaments. I had lots of green rank players in it (I am only 1st Dan, lol).
          Last edited by wolf633; 08-23-2017, 04:11 AM.

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          • HotS now has poledancing heroes aswell.

            Are we LoL now? Do the fucking 12yolds need something to masturbate? Isn't there enough on the internet? damn.
            Originally posted by katsaroulhs
            Also, I am laughing so hard because you people actually expected smth better from Valve. Some of you have been here for years. Some of us have been here from the beta, watching this mess of a game getting developed. And you STILL are surprised when you are fed shit. [...]

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            • Originally posted by crowblade View Post

              HotS now has poledancing heroes aswell.

              Are we LoL now? Do the fucking 12yolds need something to masturbate? Isn't there enough on the internet? damn.
              Daddy blocked pornsites & also Steam because that has scary people, the only thing poor little Billy got in his parents' basement is the Family Friendly™ Blizzard Entertainment's bouncing heroic titties.
              Credits to Phoenix.

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              • Good point. Probably explains see through skirts on the female wizard and stuff.

                But poor billy is in for a problem. Just like last time where he was masturbating furiously to tracer's butt-pose, blizzard nerfed her ass. Literally.

                So maybe the pole dancing will go.
                On the other hand tho, HotS is not as popular as overwatch, so maybe they can go through with it.

                Billy may be fine.

                My wife used to do poledancing when she was younger, cause you know its a "sport".

                Too bad, since marriage I can be glad I see her naked when she comes out the shower.

                Fucking women.

                Originally posted by katsaroulhs
                Also, I am laughing so hard because you people actually expected smth better from Valve. Some of you have been here for years. Some of us have been here from the beta, watching this mess of a game getting developed. And you STILL are surprised when you are fed shit. [...]

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                • I love how the animation is such high quality, but the voice acting doesn't go farther away from "LUK I HAV AKSENT." — which is basically every Blizzard thing ever in a nutshell.

                  Also, why the fuck did she make tea for the frozen corpses?
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                  • I saw that animation and was like: ok. what now?

                    What's the point of these OW animations? Is that all they revealed on Gamescom? Bummer.

                    OW is a ded gaem. They have like 20 heroes and it still takes them years to come up with a new one.
                    Originally posted by katsaroulhs
                    Also, I am laughing so hard because you people actually expected smth better from Valve. Some of you have been here for years. Some of us have been here from the beta, watching this mess of a game getting developed. And you STILL are surprised when you are fed shit. [...]

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                    • Originally posted by at35z View Post


                      I love how the animation is such high quality, but the voice acting doesn't go farther away from "LUK I HAV AKSENT." — which is basically every Blizzard thing ever in a nutshell.

                      Also, why the fuck did she make tea for the frozen corpses?
                      Seriously, the voice acting ruined the whole thing. At first I thought the audio was actually out of sync, but it's just that monotonous.

                      I mean, I get she isn't a native English speaker, but even then, some emotion shouldn't be too hard.

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                      • Originally posted by Kazzymodus View Post
                        Seriously, the voice acting ruined the whole thing. At first I thought the audio was actually out of sync, but it's just that monotonous.

                        I mean, I get she isn't a native English speaker, but even then, some emotion shouldn't be too hard.
                        The writing didn't help it either.

                        "Oh no they didn't wake up! *sadface* Whatever, let's move on. Shit! Wi-Fi's down, how will I watch my internet porn now? Gotta fix the radio."

                        This truly feels like if a 12 year old wrote the whole script, and they gave it to Pixar's animation team to do something with it. Then again, it does fit Blizzard's childish, shitty style.
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                        • Originally posted by crowblade View Post


                          HotS now has poledancing heroes aswell.

                          Are we LoL now? Do the fucking 12yolds need something to masturbate? Isn't there enough on the internet? damn.
                          i hate having whores on video games a lot

                          There is purity in silence.
                          STEAM, REDDIT, WIKI

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                          • Originally posted by ZaHiR View Post
                            i hate having whores on video games a lot
                            They are actual whores, if you think about it.

                            You pay for the heroes after all.
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                            • Originally posted by at35z View Post
                              The writing didn't help it either.

                              "Oh no they didn't wake up! *sadface* Whatever, let's move on. Shit! Wi-Fi's down, how will I watch my internet porn now? Gotta fix the radio."

                              This truly feels like if a 12 year old wrote the whole script, and they gave it to Pixar's animation team to do something with it. Then again, it does fit Blizzard's NEW childish, shitty style.
                              Gotta say, I sort of agree. I really don't agree about HotS being a childrens game, even though every dota player always says that, because the heroes itself aren't really that childish, apart from a few skin mistakes, but that is expected. Some are just ugly.
                              The game itself without skins and standard mounts wouldn't even be that flashy.

                              But, what I was trying to say, remember old Blizzard? Starcraft 1, Diablo 2. These games were dark as fuck, even Starcraft 2 to some extend. But then what happened`? Diablo 3 went the "epic" route instead of "dark", warcraft 3 was quite colorful but ok and then Overwatch happened. Ho lee shit. What a fucking game. I always cringe when people praise OWs graphics with bland textures, a half arsed cel-shading look that probably wasn't even intended and use that game for benchmarks lol.

                              And now this animation which is really fucking bad. Not only that, but this was the only great reveal at blizzcon. A fucking video clip that adds nothing to the game except maybe a new Mei-skin. Great.

                              Blizzard really became a casual company after I'd say SC2. They cater to the casual player, be it HotS, Diablo or Hearthstone. Nothing is really balanced around competetive play.
                              Originally posted by katsaroulhs
                              Also, I am laughing so hard because you people actually expected smth better from Valve. Some of you have been here for years. Some of us have been here from the beta, watching this mess of a game getting developed. And you STILL are surprised when you are fed shit. [...]

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                              • Originally posted by crowblade View Post
                                Gotta say, I sort of agree. I really don't agree about HotS being a childrens game, even though every dota player always says that, because the heroes itself aren't really that childish, apart from a few skin mistakes, but that is expected. Some are just ugly.
                                The game itself without skins and standard mounts wouldn't even be that flashy.

                                But, what I was trying to say, remember old Blizzard? Starcraft 1, Diablo 2. These games were dark as fuck, even Starcraft 2 to some extend. But then what happened`? Diablo 3 went the "epic" route instead of "dark", warcraft 3 was quite colorful but ok and then Overwatch happened. Ho lee shit. What a fucking game. I always cringe when people praise OWs graphics with bland textures, a half arsed cel-shading look that probably wasn't even intended and use that game for benchmarks lol.

                                And now this animation which is really fucking bad. Not only that, but this was the only great reveal at blizzcon. A fucking video clip that adds nothing to the game except maybe a new Mei-skin. Great.

                                Blizzard really became a casual company after I'd say SC2. They cater to the casual player, be it HotS, Diablo or Hearthstone. Nothing is really balanced around competetive play.
                                idunno, if I look at the heroes… maybe some of them aren't childish. The Diablo ones are all OK, the Starcraft one is a somewhat healthy mix, but the rest of them seem very childish to me. Overwatch, especially. That shit is straight out of a shitty cartoon. "Freedom Fighting DJ" you are fucking kidding me.

                                My personal problem with WoW characters is that everyone is too exaggerated. All of them look like a caricature. Mostly, the man-to-armor ratio is not that great. All I can see is a tiny head surrounded by a SHITTON of armor. All male heroes (with the exception of the wizard things) have the "LOOK HOW BIG I AM" clothing, are insanely bulky and have their features exaggerated to the extent that you can tell how they feel from hundreds of miles away. The female heroes look all bitchy. And then there are the cute pandas and other creatures.

                                I guess what I'm trying to say is that I can't take any of them seriously.

                                And yes, the skins are 90% atrocious. Seriously out of place and ridiculous.

                                PEGI 12. If that's what they want… Whatever.

                                At least every one of them is greatly designed, all have character, and have enough features to be easily recognized. Too bad skins ruin all this, though.
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