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  • at35z
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    I love how the animation is such high quality, but the voice acting doesn't go farther away from "LUK I HAV AKSENT." — which is basically every Blizzard thing ever in a nutshell.

    Also, why the fuck did she make tea for the frozen corpses?

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  • crowblade
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    Good point. Probably explains see through skirts on the female wizard and stuff.

    But poor billy is in for a problem. Just like last time where he was masturbating furiously to tracer's butt-pose, blizzard nerfed her ass. Literally.

    So maybe the pole dancing will go.
    On the other hand tho, HotS is not as popular as overwatch, so maybe they can go through with it.

    Billy may be fine.

    My wife used to do poledancing when she was younger, cause you know its a "sport".

    Too bad, since marriage I can be glad I see her naked when she comes out the shower.

    Fucking women.

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  • at35z
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    Originally posted by crowblade View Post

    HotS now has poledancing heroes aswell.

    Are we LoL now? Do the fucking 12yolds need something to masturbate? Isn't there enough on the internet? damn.
    Daddy blocked pornsites & also Steam because that has scary people, the only thing poor little Billy got in his parents' basement is the Family Friendly™ Blizzard Entertainment's bouncing heroic titties.

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  • crowblade
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    HotS now has poledancing heroes aswell.

    Are we LoL now? Do the fucking 12yolds need something to masturbate? Isn't there enough on the internet? damn.

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  • wolf633
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    Originally posted by at35z View Post
    How can you not, though? This piece of entertainment is apparently helping some people cope with depression. At least this is what reddit turds are saying. They must be right.

    Who knew that all you need in your most depressed state is to pour the toxic sea of bullshit—that, of course, is dota community—on your head, let it drop down your neck, feel it burn down the skin on your back and inevitably getting into your anus as well, because of which you'll have bloody stool for weeks. Eat a dick, psychologists, with your shittalk and bullshit, I want someone from Russia (preferably 10–13 years old) to call my mother a whore and me a faggot. That's the real deal.
    Yesterday, I played 3 tournaments in Tekken 7. One person said, this game is toxic and makes him angry. Then I told him: "No, Tekken is pretty chill. Dota is toxic.". After that, he had to agree.
    And in these 3 tournaments I had only one single person (a Russian) "flaming" his enemy after the finale match. He said "noob" because he lost.

    That's what I love about 1v1 games. There's no "team" to blame. It's only your fault, if you lose.

    FYI: I placed 4th, 4th and 2nd in the tournaments. I had lots of green rank players in it (I am only 1st Dan, lol).
    Last edited by wolf633; 08-23-2017, 04:11 AM.

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