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    • Originally posted by thyL View Post
      Okay Valve, you did it.

      This evening and night not less than 62 children rang my bell on their journey to wisdom and sugar-rotten teeth. In all sorts of costumes and in all sorts of moods they asked for sweets and so I gathered them all around my computer, gave them tea and salty crackers and told them to wait with me for a patch. At first they were hesitant but okay with it, they understood that it would not be just for them to get something good tonight, if I don't. But as the hours passed by and the group of children in my 1 room appartment grew bigger and louder, frustration arrived.
      I felt heartbroken when a small girl, maybe 5 years old, pulled softly on my trousers so I would kneel and hear her out, she said: "Uncle Thyl, why are these evil men in Valveland not releasing a new patch? Momma is sad that I can't come back and I really want us all to be happy!"
      With a tear in my eye I nodded and told her that the patch will come soon, must come soon. Because I had faith.
      Hours later, the kids grew restless, although I gave them all some work to do. Some even muttered "Fuck Valve", although I strongly discouraged them from swearing. Some of the children even tasted coffee for their first time and didn't want to stop until I had no more to give.

      Now I sit here with tons of sweets, no coffee nor tea and 62 children that sew, print and fold copies of T-Shirts for me, that you sell in your store.
      We will see what comes first: Your ruin, because the children and me overthrow all your merchandise profits and make them our own or your patch.

      Your turn, GabeN.
      ModDota | My GitHub Profile | My Project's Page

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      • Originally posted by Crowfeather View Post
        So little people

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        • Originally posted by spongebong View Post
          Smoking weed is bad.

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          • Originally posted by SamusCR1 View Post
            Smoking weed is bad.

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            • Originally posted by ThreeDonkeys View Post
              So little people
              only me
              Originally posted by Typhox
              Nope. Windows Explorer is not a database
              Take a look into the mirror! You think you are completely unfailable. With your limited knowledge, you think that you know more than someone who is very deep in the matter/an expert.

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                • Originally posted by ThreeDonkeys View Post

                  PAS HALL OF FAME
                  Spoiler: 

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                  • Originally posted by ThreeDonkeys View Post
                    Its proven already, there are lots of studies about it soo yeah.

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                    • Originally posted by Crowfeather View Post
                      only me
                      I joined then left, if there are more people...

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                      • Originally posted by Typhox
                        Nope. Windows Explorer is not a database
                        Take a look into the mirror! You think you are completely unfailable. With your limited knowledge, you think that you know more than someone who is very deep in the matter/an expert.

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                        • Originally posted by SamusCR1 View Post
                          Smoking weed is bad.
                          I don't think so

                          Btw There are studies on this thread based on corporations interests and are not true.
                          Last edited by spongebong; 10-31-2013, 08:16 PM.

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                          • YOU ARE REALY WANNA SLEEP NOW?

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                            • Originally posted by spongebong View Post
                              I don't think so
                              Says the guy with the pot smoking bob sponge as avatar.

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                              • Originally posted by Crowfeather View Post

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