Maelrawn the Tentacular, the Church Begins [Tidehunter]

[1337_n00b]

Aye, look, who's the topic starter
My old abyssal partner
The scurvy rat that is called Tidehunter
Trying to set his boombomb

Way-hay, well don't you raise it
Way-hay, sink down and pace it
Way-hay, not in the presence

Of Admiral Kunkka.

So-so, you may think you're skipper
So-so, have you deep-pit see ya
So-so, we are not at sea now

You're not worth a coxswain.

Way-hay, stole my anchor
Way-hay, well nothing changed
Way-hay, the tide is raging

Not yours, but Tidebringer's.

Call for your tentacle landlub
See how I deal with this sandcrab
Last time was just plain thin armor
Now you're out of harbor

So-so, spit it with bilgewater
So-so, that is not a problem
So-so, I've got the right rudder

It's not even storming.

Way-hay, have them banter
Way-hay, see you later
Way-hay, just remember

See you there, at Dota.

I have long crossed myself with intention
To part you from an extension
That is the old good anchor
Soaked in your bilgebloo-ter.

And I'll make sure that you will be prawned
No matter which god claims you owned
If you call him and he goes and answers
He'll belay existance!

Way-hay, there she blows and
Way-hay, you're all washed up and
Way-hay, not so safe harbor

Yo-ho-ho, with booty!

[Lamprey]

Accused in the past of designs that are tricky,
You'll be glad of my powers when I make this thread sticky.

[Baloroth]

I never thought I'd see the day,
When all was rhyme
In this beta time,
But here I see you found the way.

[KevinCorporation]

A fool the one who claimed divinity of dreams,
Manipulations of nightmares, merely schemes.
Your scripture is what needs to evolve,
If you cannot capture your "God's" resolve.

For ignorant are you to claim Atropos as god,
A fool, a heretic, you are nothing but a fraud!
For all have heard of Nyctasha's blight,
The way she attacks dreams in the night.

Her power is barely larger than a mote,
Once day breaks and all wake, she is but a footnote.
Maelrawn gives reason to flee I say,
By night or day, you will not get away.

Therein lies the weakness of sleep,
When waking can save you from the torments you reap.
The spirals can claim you in dreams or awake,
So join with the tentacles for your children's sake.

No God can save you, be it nature, kings, or flayed,
If you believe their lies, you have all been played.

[Fydorian]

Lamprey is a cool dude, never call him a dick.
I think it's amusing, this thread; it now sticks.

[omegadon3]

Atropos a god?
That's simply a fraud!

The violet plateau?
Black Mesa times-two!

We should worship tidebringer?
What a blind praise singer!

The combination of knowledge and magic isn't Garral!
Unless of course you're refering to the infamous, Carl.

[omegadon3]

And by the way Kunkka is bad.
Oh and in B 4: you're just mad.

[setuxas]

The world will now collapse!:

Maelrawn is nothing! - you can't deny it
Not a lord, nor a god, not even a bit!
The sea can't reach out in the land -
All you do is splash water over the sand.
Nightmares are twisted and dark fears,
Curses upon you! May your nightmares last years!

Atropos already killed a divine,
And Maelrawn it shall tear from inside!
The beast will fall, and so will you
All the priests of that fraud will perish too.

In midsts of chaos, us knights will rise
To bring apocalypse before sunrise!
The horsemen will reign again once more
Atropos will guide and power us four!

The blood of your god will be spilled
The sea will turn black with the beast killed!
Then the four of us will ride the skies
And bring you to your pathetic demise!

Now go back home and have a sleep
For you shall not wake, in nightmares deep.
Everyone has the inexorable weakness of dreams
And in the nightmares all Atropos hears is screams!
You will fall asleep eventually
And once you do you will sleep for eternity!

[KevinCorporation]

A fool and his folly, that is all you are!
To think that Atropos's reach is far!
You fail to grasp the length of the tentacles,
Nothing can save you, not even dream's miracles!

A demon of the night you claim to be,
But fail to realize Night Stalker is he.
Who do you think created the first night?
It was the dark of the deep that spilled and blocked out the light!

Let your horsemen run as fast as they can,
You fail to realize you are fighting no man.
Maelrawn created first land when he cracked the shell,
Of the planet and the first whirlpool did swell,

Draining away the oceans of long ago,
Maelrawn now resides where none venture so.
He sits as the lurker in the whirlpool,
For moving would sink landmasses, it is true.

The Abyssal God was kind enough to give those of land life,
It is only just that he ends it without strife.
To take arms against him is foolish indeed,
Nothing will save you, not even a knight's steed.

You cannot hope to attack him in dreams,
For his mind is ancient with wisdom and sheens!
His inscrutable thoughts cannot be brought down with might,
So retreat to your home amongst those in the night.

Atropos, but a fragment of a true God,
Nothing more than some hopeless fraud.

[HippoVic]

Beg no Maelwarn's mercy on you, mortal
Bend your knees at my Abysmal's portal
Fiercely shall my power rend
Your petty whirlpool that "has no end"

Tremble! Your souls are in my gaze
Crumble! Your lives under my Shadowraze

Death will not be your finale
Souls will be tormented at my Necromastery
What you so piously worship as the deity
Hides underwater as his tentacula see me

Rise! You ludicrous water!
Fall! You puny little falter!

Serve up offerings of your pathetic race
Shadow Fiend will let you die in certain grace
Noted as "forbidden" in the ancient scrolls
Behold, the Requiem of Souls