Sorry, but these weird quirks are what makes this game unique. Changes like these serve only to dumb the game down further. Dota has an inherently steep learning curve. For people who don't have the time or patience to deal with all these details, there's League of Legends. Otherwise, log on to playdota.com and spend some time reading up the game mechanics. The beauty of these mechanics is that they are all double edged - they might be detrimental to you sometimes, but you can also use them to your advantage.